5 Beer Jokes To Tell At Your Next Holiday Party December 09, 2016 00:00

Beer Jokes

It’s December and that means the holiday parties are in toe… Mingling with old (and new) friends, eating AMAZING food, wearing horribly ugly sweaters, and trying your friend’s newest homebrew!

This year, Handbrewed Soaps wants to make sure you are the life of the party. So we’ve provided you with five of the COOLEST (wink, wink) beer jokes to tell at your next Holiday party!

  • A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. “Sir, can I have five beers please?”

  • Where do monkeys go to grab a beer?..... The monkey bars!

  • A duck walks into a bar and says, “Give me 200 beers! Put it on my bill!”

  • My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.

  • Did you here about the guy explaining his way out of being drunk? “No! For the last time, stop asking me if I’m drunk. I am NOT drunk. Who would name their kid drunk?”

We wish you a Happy Holidays Season! Drink On (safely of course!)

Cheers!